Is it lunch time yet?
Is it lunch time yet?
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Today’s my official back to school day….
I’d say wish me luck but sitting in my first class right now I can already tell lucky charms cereal’s not gonna do shit for me ☘️☘️☘️
FIRST OF ALL.
I forgot what time school started so I walked into class thinking I was early but apparently class has been going on for 30 minutes
SECOND OF ALL
40% of our grade for this class is class participation and group projects.
ah….
I’m more of a sit back and relax kind of student while procrastinating and finishing projects the night before it’s due so…… this grading system is not gonna work for me.
Oh wow~ as I’m writing this I see one girl I recognize from last semester~
makes eye contact
looks away
Okay. That’s fine. Let’s pretend like we didn’t work together for a report the whole entire last semester and became pretty nice friends promising to hang out during spring break but never contacted each other
I also have a throbbing head ache from sobbing my eye sockets out 3 hours straight from reading angst and now my eyes are swollen and I look like the walking dead.
3 hours straight… 🤔🤔well at least something about last night was strai- Stops myself before management comes after me
Honestly my eyes are blood shot/ swollen and my hair’s all over the place I wouldn’t be surprised if my classmates think I’m crazy.
Can you see I’m great at giving amazing first impressions?
This is why I end up with no new friends every year.
Oh god. OH NO I THINK THE TEACHER’S MAKING US INTRODUCE OURSELVES.
Nooo GOOD BYE. this is where I end.
Teacher: “any questions before we start?”
“Yes hello 👋 may I be excused forever?”
sighs
Anyway. We have a live event at Ikebukuro after school today and if you’re coming and I look like I just lost my 🐶 puppy, y’all know why.
Okay I’m gonna go now, my friend sent me a weird ass message so I’m gonna close my phone for a while.
not illegal (I hope)what kind of message is this at 9 in the morning
Goodnight.
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今天是我正式回学校上课的日子....
虽然很想说请祝我好运，但现在坐在第一节课的教室里，我就已经能感觉到就算是幸运符谷物片也救不了我了 ☘️☘️☘️
首先。
我忘了学校几点开始上课了，所以我走进教室时还以为自己去得很早，结果课已经上了30分钟了
其次
这门课成绩的40%取决于课堂参与度和小组项目。
啊....
我属于那种平时悠哉游哉，然后在截止日期前一天晚上才拼命赶进度完成项目的拖延症学生，所以……这种评分系统对我来说完全不行。
哇哦~ 在我写这些的时候，我看到一个上学期认识的女生了~
*对视了*
*移开视线*
行。没关系。就让我们装作上学期一整学期都没一起写过报告，也没变成那种约好了春假要一起出来玩、结果谁也没联系过谁的好朋友吧
因为连续3小时读虐文哭得眼睛都要掉出来了，我现在头疼得厉害，眼睛肿肿的，看起来简直像行尸走肉。
连续3小时... 🤔🤔好吧，至少昨晚还是有那么点东西挺“直”的——*在经纪人找上门前赶紧打住*
说真的，我的眼睛布满血丝又红肿，头发也乱糟糟的，要是同学们觉得我是个疯子我一点都不会觉得意外。
你们看出来我很擅长给人留下极佳的第一印象了吧？
这就是为什么我每年都交不到新朋友。
噢老天。糟了，我觉得老师要让我们做自我介绍了。
不—— 再见了。我的人生到此为止了。
老师：“开始之前还有什么问题吗？”
“有的，你好 👋 请问我可以永远请假吗？”
*叹气*
话说回来。今天放学后我们在池袋有一个活动，如果你会来现场，而我看起来像刚丢了 🐶 小狗一样丧的话，你们知道原因了吧。
好了我要先撤了，朋友给我发了一条超级怪的信息，所以我得关一会手机。
*不违法*（大概吧）这大早上9点发的都是什么信息啊
晚安。
